Buffet Car

Fuelling the sixth extinction on Earth is hungry work, so on your stay on the Dodo Express why not drop into our highly recommended buffet car and sample the following rare delicacies. The buffet car operates on a first come first served basis, and we recommend booking early to avoid disappointment. When they’re gone, they’re gone.

 Starters

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Shark Fin Soup

Our shark fin soup is served with high levels of mercury. Over a hundred thousand sharks are killed a year, mainly to service the need for this delicacy.

Sea Cucumber

Mains

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Yellowfin Tuna Steak

Pangolin

Elephant Steak

Desserts

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Our customers are usually so reviled at this point that we don’t tend to offer a pudding.

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